@RousseMacabre: Tabloids never lie about these things, you know.

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: There was an earlier reference to them making out before Finn entered the picture.

@RousseMacabre: I read somewhere recently that they despise each other. It may have been in a gossip column. So, truthy!

@japangea: Hear, hear.

@sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: I think this was beautiful to watch. There is no "female" dancing or "male" dancing. There's just dancing for the sheer joy of movement. It's part of life, man. Babies dance in the womb. Toddlers dance to anything resembling rhythm. There's nothing more human than dancing, but the…

@shorty63136: re: cheater pole—I assume so. Toward the end of the video—around 4:15 or so—you can see the light near the top of the pole that seems to indicate the pole is spinning.

@SlappySquirrel: What? You didn't find the contrived plot line twists 'n' turns in the Madonna-themed show to be refreshing and fun? Alas! Alack!

@rainywaves: That there is the next Governor General of Canada. Speaking on behalf of every man, woman and child in the country, I couldn't be more pleased. He's a rocket, man.

@Tippi Hedren: Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

@Anna: I feel like I'm witnessing the rebirth of Einstein and Newton. If we could harness the sheer fire power of the combined intellect of the Baios, why, we would have the capacity to blow out a match.

@NefariousNewt: Larry King cannot be killed with conventional weapons.

My short urethra and I are totally on board with this.

@this_charming_one: I played the hell out of this 45 (for you kids out there, that's a very small record; a record is something the dinosaurs invented) when I was a young 'un. And I would weep prettily for the fake camera as I sang into my hair brush.

@DonnaPirana: Had I not already hearted you, I would do so now.

@ihateyourescalade: Hearted.

@loosesealbluth: I've been paid to neglect my kids for 19 years now! Go me! What's really awesome is that I was able to justify it as "paying bills." Clever, right?

@Bizara: Oh, agreed. The ink has nothing to do with her repulsiveness. Just as the dearth of tattoos says nothing about Hailey Glassman's character or lack thereof.

Hailey, you are both famous for fucking men who were more famous for their life circumstances—marriage or number of children—than any noteworthy accomplishment. You both would have failed to have any impact at all on the collective consciousness of humanity otherwise. And in very short order, when it becomes apparent…

@suzanne77: Alas, it's the ultimate insult—zits and wrinkles on the same face. The upside for me, at least, is that the oily skin that tends to be the favoured home of pimples also tends to keep the deepest of wrinkles at bay for longer.

My wedding dress was the J.Crew Sophia, and it was glorious. So comfortable, so affordable, so flattering and so waiting for a chance to do some vow renewals on a Maui beach. I would recommend it more highly but I don't want everyone looking like me!