YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.

It would be 61 years before the Giants would again try to sign a quarterback who had already been drafted.

This is one of the most insufferable articles I've ever read.

But the point of amphetamines is to help with recovery, which would theoretically help you practice more, and more effectively (and steroids are as important for recovery as they are for building muscle mass).

Another person whose WAR on drugs hasn't been very good.

The amount the maker can get selling it to wineries is not the same as the amount the wineries will make selling it to consumers.

I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

There's five of them?

It's not the issue of what their punishment was about Rice (if they say "yeah we say it and yeah we gave him too small a punishment - we made a mistake" no one really cares anymore than they did originally). It's about the NFL lying. And lying so poorly and blatantly. What else have they lied about? When they're…

After Mueller gets done investigating the Ray Rice thing, he should look into the claims that Buffalo Wild Wings franchises are able to directly control the outcomes of games.

Only a tiny bit suspicious that the announcement came from the guy whose career hangs in the balance...

I can't imagine this is a problem for Jason Whitlock, he wants all the scoops for himself.

And as someone who always wears and has always worn jeans—even when living in notoriously warm places like Dallas and Miami—I can say that 91 degrees, or 101, even, isn’t that bad. You’re fine. You’re fine.

How about this for an argument: its 94 fucking degrees out. Fuck you. I'm wearing shorts.

Losing races to coworkers outside of your office is very, very cool.

Jesus. You lost the race. Get over it already.

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

poor u-god, always a punchline.

Nas being rated lower than Drake and Lil' Wayne is a goddamned travesty.