Too bad about the assholes in front, because the one in the back is actually pretty good.

As a 24 year old, the scenario described is basically right on. I watched and played baseball growing up, back when Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa and Ken Griffey and Barry Bonds and Greg Maddux and Roger Clemens and Randy Johnson on and on actually were treated as icons and heroes and appealed to little kids who wanted…

"… and it's a real problem out there," Pelini said. "I was listening to the radio on the way over here, and I heard about this lady in another country who got stoned to death."

I think everybody that's our age, my age, hopefully understands that it's not OK. It's not good. It's not good for you. And these kids do it on a daily basis and a yearly basis … and it's a real problem out there. Use has just increased so very much. It's growing like w... it's out of control.

If there was ever a fanbase that deserved it, it's Alabama.

Etra declined to explain how Shaw fell.

When will people realize that every time they do a "Swat prank" that they're putting peoples lives in danger? The SWAT are just doing their job and they have to treat every threat as if it were real. What if one accidentally fired a shot because they assumed some kid reaching into their pocket for a cellphone were…

The thing is you're not a SWAT officer, and you don't know what was explicitly said by the swatter. You're assuming that they didn't assess the situation, and you're assuming that these SWAT officers didn't have a reason to bash a door in. In some of the other swatting instances, the officers did ring the doorbell,…

DO NOT CALL IT A PRANK.

"If the investigation determines that today's incident was a hoax, those involved will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

Ten years ago, would many people have believed that Michael Vick would be this guy when he was 34? And I mean that in a good way, in case that wasn't clear.

Didn't know the NZ rugby team had gotten that bad

That sky is actually clear - this is just how it looked to popcorn bucket-head kid after his concussion.

He wasn't saying an Notre Dame diploma he was saying an en dee diploma.

Very old footage was the reason Kobe was sidelined for much of last season.

"Don't worry about it." – Craig James

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

I feel like it's not so much retaliation for the porn gifs being all over Jezebel, as it is an excuse to troll us here at the same time (with slightly different spam content, of course). I bet it's the same asshole/s that are fucking shit up at Jez.

I'm banning as I see them, but tweet at me or something if I miss any. Meanwhile, I'm repeating myself here, but gay porn isn't even offensive; spam-troll within context if you're going to do it.

Look out! Gore gifs in the comments. Be careful about scrolling.