I think he was so immediately earnest and likeable and transmited such an inordinately sense of humanity for whatever reason that some people feel they lost a close friend. But in a darker sense, for me at least, it shattered a carefully constructed balance in a most basic sense. I like to believe that what keeps me…

I think the last 3 paragraphs of this article represents the most sensible rant against anti-child people (note: not childless people, but rather people who actively hate children) I've ever read. As a soon to be father, I've definitely found myself having a little more pity when I see a clearly flustered parent…

I immediately discredited your entire statement when you tried to blame the government for this man being a moronic asshat.

What really happened:

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

I'm not sure which is a stronger statement about America's broader understanding of economics. The fact that they thought this was a good line of defense or the fact that no one in any of these press conferences will think to ask the question you posed at the end of the article.

Pretty sure that wasn't white people who bought air time to show an ad detailing how it's offensive.

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!

The Seattle Mariners 1999 uniform (and the Colorado Rockies one immediately after it) were worn strictly for the Turn Ahead the Clock promotion that was done (almost) league wide. It wasn't an official alternate that was worn with regularity.

I see the UCSB Banana Slug in a panic.

I see a person (presumably male) jumping with a boner.

Why is there a woman falling on her head on this logo?

I think in Jerry's world every day is Pi Day.

Are you sure Bill Hicks didn't say it first?

Using Marxist theory to justify perpetuating a system that exploits labor for the benefit of capitalists.

After reaching first base, Pujols fired an imaginary arrow at Hamilton, which struck him in the chest and put him on the 60 day DL

Braun's the cheater? Jobu used goddamn voodoo to enhance his performance.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.