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Fun Mayweather fact: because he so egregiously didn't pay his taxes, the IRS office in Las Vegas has completely changed their procedure for boxing prizes.

Before, the IRS treated the cash like any other income: you self report and pay the taxes either through estimated payments throughout the year or as a lump sum at

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

I guess it's a good thing I didn't have temple getting out of the first round.

Phone rings

PRIME PREP ACADEMY AMERICAN HISTORY 101 FINAL EXAM

O AN HE 2EXY

Yeah Jeets

If there's anyone who needs a guide, it's Derek Jeter. Poor guy is completely lost any time he has to go a couple feet to his left or right.

I give out autographs after sex too, but they usually just call it a "affidavit"

Perhaps this lovely gift basket will change your opinion?

DISRE2PECTFUL.

How do I post the chicken - handjob picture?

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared

Just like that psychic clam predicted!

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

More coming soon on this, obviously.

"There are 375 Women's Lacrosse teams in the NCAA compared to 296 Men's Teams." - Warrior Sports

Sure Charlie Brown, you go kick that football.