I started inhabiting Spoilerville for Mad Men. It just became so fraught. We weren't watching it the night it aired because I could not relax and go to bed that soon after watching it. Then I wanted to keep watching but I wanted to know the plot details first. So I found some good recaps, read them first, then…

This may sounds silly, but Apollo 13? I know it's a true story blah blah blah but I'm sure the only reason I can even watch this movie as an adult is because I know it's going to be OK.

Yep. That's it exactly. I try not to spoil anything for people who go to movies with me, but I just can't stand the waiting. I keep checking my watch if I don't know what the ending will be, and thinking how many minutes long the movie is, and judging when the twist will be revealed.

I LOVE SPOILERS.

MY GAWD....THANK YOU for saying this. Every time I challenge the spoiler status quo, people have a cow. Spoilers are NOT the end of the universe.

I'm with you, for the most part. I'm not so impatient I can't stand to read a book, but I need to know what I'm getting myself into so that I'm not traumatized by something horrible happening that I wasn't expecting. That? That's called real life. No spoilers here, only the suspense of knowing that the horror will…