Miss Havisham was about 35.

Don’t you understand? Rand Paul’s pumpkin patch is hiding the entrance to the upside down!

no matter how much she plagiarized Michelle Obama, she fully didn’t internalize her most-quoted message. (They go low, we go high.)

Maybe I’m dense, but how does this eliminate unnecessary laundry?

We should analyze and critique everything! Everything! Except this article.

A group of 40+ year old black women? Who’s gonna go see that? Get back to me when you’ve written a script about some 2nd-tier superhero.

He looks like Orin from Parks and Rec. Except Orin is awesome.

Trade Shade

Another transwoman killed today in New Orleans: http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2017/02/woman_stabbed_to_death_in_7th.html#

“From Treme to Congo Square”. Um...

Well, I, for one, am offended. “St. Patty’s Day” refers to St. Patricia’s Day (August 25). I’m fairly certain, he’s referring to St. Patrick’s Day, which would be abbreviated “St. Paddy’s Day”. OFFENDED!

But, did you know that she was previously married to Danny Huston (son of director John Huston; half brother of Anjelica Huston)?

People in the 1930s and 1940s didn’t have breast implants or fillers in their faces or veneers on their teeth or gym bods, but somehow it’s totally cool that actors in a movie set in the 30s/40s have those things. But not brown skin?

Except Nixon’s landslide victory was in ‘72, not ‘68.

“Dorm” is short for “Dormitory”.

Let me see if I can summarize the post and the comments:

She’s clearly walking up to the platform, not out of the station.

I think the real question is: why do we still call it a sex TAPE?.