Sweet! This is what I was asking about!
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Honestly? You couldn’t read sarcasm in that? Really? Dang. I am going to have to put disclaimers on my stuff.
I’m a dedicated Jaloper, so take this at face value and not a slander across all of Jalopnik, but could you point me to any truly negative review any of you have done on a “sponsored” review? I am in no way equating what JetSmarter is doing to manufacturers sponsoring journalists on their “vacations” (kidding, just…
The City of Corona CA might be the best hidden race track in the USA. A perfect circle that used to be a race track, complete with home built around it!
If you my friend are Papa Smurf, than no, you are not doing anything wrong. You are 100% killing it! If you are (insert girl smurf name) then you are even better than above.
My Mom works at the Zoo!!!!
Double flip side: San Diego. No bugs. Beaches, Sun.... but don’t tell anyone. We have too many people here already! I keep telling everyone how great Florida is in an attempt to get them to leave here. So far, “CHEAP REAL ESTATE” is the best I can come up with to move to Florida. It’s amazing how many people…
I got a really decent paint job with some body work for $900 bucks in San Diego. The guy was opening his first shop and wanted some word of mouth advertising. 2001 Dakota RT now is Viper Red! Really looks great from 5 feet! So, moral of the story, search out a new buisiness and see if they are looking for some…
Actually, I believe they will be called the California Raiders of San Diego. You know, keeping with the trend.
You Madam (0r sir) deserve 12 stars. One for every spark plug in those dirty TDIs. I wish I could reach out an give you a hug. And punch that doucebag in the face for you. But, I can’t. Please don’t punch the douche yourself. That will make your life worse. I hug you.
Well done. You accomplished some good parenting in this dept. I am eternally grateful to my folks for making sure this was a focus of my childhood. Kudos!
“but the adjustable rates are what killed us.”
I realize it may be the worst kind of sacrilege, but I really really want one of these with Tesla Model S running gear. All the beauty of one of the most magnificent designs to ever grace the asphalt, combined with elite modern technology that creates propulsion like nothing else I’ve ever driven. I don’t know if…
I was prepping to type a ferociously written response to point one and how absolutely wrong it was. Then I read point two. Then I re-read point one. Then I made a cup of coffee. Then I hung my head and typed this.
What is dead may never die But rises again, harder and stronger
Sister. Just sayin’
nah, that Porsche is hideous. That Porsche is more like taking off Marylin’s legs and arms and replacing them with legs and arms from from The Predator. Sure, it may still have the heart of Marylin Monroe, but I wouldn’t want that standing on a subway grate.
2003 Audi RS6
Neither of those models really do it for me. The worst Ferrari ever?