People who can’t laugh at themselves at 15 don’t learn how to at 40. 

Worse, you’re a relatively neutral party, but the people who hate him think you think he’s Jesus, or vice versa. 

Are injured athletes treated the same way? Better? Worse?

It’s remarkable in that a team so gave its strategy over to one not-great player and his shitty identity that he had the ball in his hands enough to rack up 10+ assists while taking 20 shots a game without, y’know, being Lebron or Curry or Giannis or whatever.

“...awfully hard to fart your way into...”

Nice catch. 

Actual “Who the fuck cares?”

Unpaid?

And... how much Snapchat and or Lyft stock would you like to buy at their IPO prices? 

This is not sarcasm:

The only relationship between cost of production and price is that the cost of production acts as a price floor (mostly)

Uh... yeah, there’s no competition in the car market.

Goddam, I’ve known some crazy Dominican Republicans, some you could lose a person in, but two people? That’s out there. 

Nimbyism? In my backyard? I don’t think so

Better than tiny-ass glasses

People. Persons. Maybe a smart dog. 

have you seen Stipe? He’s like pre-Moby

It only works with dumb consumers. Reputation effects exist. 

I think you forgot this:

He doesn’t want baked eggs though, idiot.