Worse, you’re a relatively neutral party, but the people who hate him think you think he’s Jesus, or vice versa. 

Are injured athletes treated the same way? Better? Worse?

It’s remarkable in that a team so gave its strategy over to one not-great player and his shitty identity that he had the ball in his hands enough to rack up 10+ assists while taking 20 shots a game without, y’know, being Lebron or Curry or Giannis or whatever.

“...awfully hard to fart your way into...”

Actual “Who the fuck cares?”

Unpaid?

And... how much Snapchat and or Lyft stock would you like to buy at their IPO prices? 

This is not sarcasm:

The only relationship between cost of production and price is that the cost of production acts as a price floor (mostly)

Uh... yeah, there’s no competition in the car market.

Goddam, I’ve known some crazy Dominican Republicans, some you could lose a person in, but two people? That’s out there. 

Better than tiny-ass glasses

People. Persons. Maybe a smart dog. 

It only works with dumb consumers. Reputation effects exist. 

I think you forgot this:

He doesn’t want baked eggs though, idiot. 

He was painting them in real time, but he did a practice version in advance of the taped one.

“The people who that”

Few

To paraphrase George W. Bush: