That’s a great movie with one giant flaw: Motherfucking William Hurt. 

My man. I just want to thank you for fighting this fight, and doing it with such sweet precision. 

Wait! I didn’t realize that dude owned his own Twitter? Are there more than one?

If you’re going to be pedantic about something, perhaps pick a different subject. I’d suggest one where... let’s call it amateur pedantry, is less common, and therefore less commonly rebuked and refuted. Baking? I don’t know.

Yeah fucking right.

Frankly, who the fuck cares. The democrats should stall this fucking thing to death. The fucking republicans did it for TWO FUCKING YEARS. 

Only behind “USE CONTEXT CLUES” and “Never go with a hippie to a second location” 

Are pools just correlated with a certain type of neighborhood or geographic region? 

Edit.

A perfect game would, for starters, be something other than Baseball.

“Authorities suspect they may have been poisoned, too.”

That’s... sad, kind of?

Learn to edit.

Is their slant, “Just write all headlines in W-question form, shitty article writing computer.”

Yes, people who live between the 37th and 38th north parallels are very different from people living in other areas.

Salt-hog

Inarguably!, except for people who think that winning the speed-walking gold medal is better than setting the world record in the 100 meter dash.

Worse: when people signal, MOST PEOPLE only start to signal as they turn.

I just like the way the headline’s phrased.

Why do you guys always bring the obvious “what should I call this burner?” names?