Wait... A COMEDIAN WHO HAD HIS OWN SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL? FOR THREE YEEEARS?

On the topic of signals:

Better have a crank window.

“Hell, if there were some cultural or environmental factor, other than fear of obligation, that led men to jump off a cliff after conceiving a child, nothing in evolution would serve to alter that behavior.”

Haven’t we been not mythologizing Columbus for 30 years (at least)? We heard that he sucked since 2nd grade.

remembars

San Francisco is the worst city for public toilets (relative to its density).

That’s because that’s the punchline for the bit. Jesus christ.

Starred for the Horry/Ringzzzz argument.

Other drives don’t have any regard for anyone’s well-being. That (some) bikers can’t seem to grasp that... I dunno, it’s dumb.

Ride the world you have, not the one you think you should have.

I’ve never understood the amount of animus in this fight, but this:

Nailed it.

Whatever it was Lebron did to Silver two years ago to get them to give Green an extra flagrant (a tech?) on review.

Here’s a game: for each letter, make up a name in the style of Cupcakes and Cashmere.

They can and do.

But they deserved those 29 wins.

Fucking Pop watches the Warriors for fun.

People harping on this third foul shit: where’s your encyclopedia on the reffing in game 4?

Uh... no. Russ did the same thing he does now. Harden was the Manu, and got to run the show off the bench.