For God’s sake, this is an article about the Simpsons and “pobody’s nerfect” was staring you right in the face! That comment’s clever...just like you! Hmm? Hmm?

BK Lounge -- SO FANCY!

At least give us the one with movement.

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

Yeah.  That was one hell of a downer to end on.  Hope you’re feeling ok today Sam.

Yeah, I’m used to reading the fan posts and trying to avoid laughing audibly in the office while doing so. I read Sam’s and it took even more self-control to not audibly sob at how utterly (and unexpectedly, after reading all the rest) depressing it was from beginning to end.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

This is just spectacular.  I rarely scroll this far down, but I am so glad I chose to eat at my desk today and take a five-minute break. This is a work of art, and it will soon take its rightful place at the very, very top of this otherwise refreshingly warm and heartfelt kinja.

Get well Drew.

NFL: “But does he kneel for the anthem?”

Could Deadspin have been any more wrong about this team?

sounds like your grandmothers know how to cook.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Wrong, the whole country was rooting for the Red Sox then, and didn’t turn on them until after the 2004 victory because they were arrogant winners.

“I have never seen such front-running in all my life.”

Its shell was ripped from its body, according to the police report, and it appeared dead.

But remember, Deadspin won’t embrace this team because they weren’t built “the right way.”

When should we expect Deadspin’s formal retraction regarding Robert Covington?

Fuck the Yankees.