maybe easier, but EASIER than cutting the avocado itself? not likely.

i can’t imagine a scenario where busting through this package is in any way easier than sliding a knife along the side of the avocado.

there’s something wrong with you

Then stop clicking on articles about her, you enormous twat.

This seems like a proportionate response from a calm and rational human being.

At a certain point it is, though. She doesn’t have to *fix* her own mental illness (assuming she has one) but she, or in this case other people, also doesn’t get to use it as a blanket excuse for her behavior. A quick Google search tells me she’s worth $300k. Not a bucketload by celebrity standards but more than you…

I know you’re trying to make a point here, but armchair diagnosing someone with PTSD to fit your narrative is frankly gross.

Because that’s the same thing as young black men being shot dead in the streets by police and definitely belongs in the same conversation.

“Here is our clarification on the matter that reiterates pretty much everything that was stated in the article.”

“I would like to be excluded from his narrative, one that I never asked to be a part of...”

I don’t care about any of this vocal hooey I’m just down here to say that Gaga’s breakup body is fire emoji.

Hunting for food: fine. Hunting exotic game for sport just because you’re a rich prick who can: worthy of scorn and ridicule.

Other people liking things and spending their own money on things they enjoy really chaps your b-hole, don’t it?

Hey there, champ. Chin up. You’ll get a friend some day.

Forest Hill or not, he and his mother lived in a basement apartment. They were not owners of one of the larger houses. Yes, the neighbourhood is beautiful, but no everyone who lives there is wealthy.

“Obviously one of the first thing that will be done is to catalogue migrations and species...” Oh, my sweet summer child, how naive you are.

Hi hi let me first say I’m telling you this as someone who is not a hairdresser but who prefers to do her hair herself.