Ceasing production on Crocodile Dundee IV, banning INXS from performing in the US, sending Ivanka, Don Jr & Eric down to visit. That is all I got.

At a guess, revoking ANZUS.

A person with a strong constitution and the ability to count dollars before grievances.

I also was thinking it sounded kind of like it had been coordinated among a few people. The whistleblower said a bunch of people came to him very concerned and wondering what to do - and then he was the one who eventually did it. I don’t know if they necessarily had a discussion about someone coming forward, but it’s…

let me give anecdotal evidence that one need only be very bad at dancing to break an arm while dancing

I’m still thinking it was Cohen. He was the first insider to really sing, and he gave everyone the Rosetta Stone of understanding Trump’s wannabe-mafioso orders (the way he never has to ask in exact words, you just do it).

Wendy Williams is and always has been a shitty person. She monetised being a mean girl and people (never met one but they exist) somehow enjoy her shit. I hope she gets through all her personal issues and stays healthy so everyone can go back to remembering that Wendy Williams is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve…

No kidding. What a completely shitty thing to do. She needs to be canceled. 

you get a lawyer!  you get a lawyer!  you get a lawyer! - oprah

“I didn’t do the crimes alone, I had a ton of people helping me do the crimes! That makes it ok!”

What feud? Wendy is a nasty piece of trash. Looks like Christie and Sailor are just living their lives.

I would like to see Rudy testifying in front of a committee, ranting about what a patriotic hero he is. Must see TV.

Read yesterday: “I got a speeding ticket but my attorney Rudy Giuliani pled it down to first degree murder.”

As some one that went to law school and isn’t in the throes of dementia, I can say that this whole Rudy fact pattern would be something a criminal law, evidence, ethics and/or criminal procedure professor would dream up during a crazed fever dream for the exam but would discard as being too obvious and too absurd.

And so, the list of potential “John Dean”s continues to grow.

It begins.

“The media is going after me for the things I’ve publicly admitted to doing...which I never admitted to doing.”

“I’m not an idiot,” he told the Post.

Awareness? In the same way the vampire is aware the first slivers of sunlight are starting to come through the windows, maybe.