“Oh, you said ‘canker sore’? I thought you said ‘cancer scare’! I already tweeted this, but I only have 4,800,000 followers, and I’ll do a followup. Are you still around for lunch next Thursday?”

Poundbury is a Stepford Wives-esque, terrifying monstrosity. I have never, ever seen a living person in the streets. Tumbleweed would not seem out of place. It would have a bloody Waitrose.

dude, who you tellin’. That’s like the cardinal rule.

This is still one of my all-time favourite comedy skits.

resourceful imo

your statement mirrors the plot.

Yesss the Wikipedia ploy synopsis! I can’t handle watching them, but damn if I’m not curious about what happens. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

Not into watching scary movies but I do love to read the Wikipedia plot summaries for them. Will be checking this one out!

Season 3 got so fan-servicey. Plus, I felt like they did that thing that bad mystery shows do, where they want their audience to feel smart, so the detectives are really slow at putting together obvious clues. That always annoys me, but it’s extra annoying when the detective being stupid is Holmes.

Identity is currency in this day and age. Anyone who tries to hide behind a pen name or an image is a curiosity. A weird aberration. People somehow need to know. I don’t know why. It’s like some people are insulted that someone would hide their real identity in this oversharing day and age. People feel like they’re…

The way this is mirroring Brexit before the vote is uncanny. It was funny before when people were like “LOL this is all nativists like Brexit” but now you are getting the desperate waves of establishment basically yelling at the public “YOU IDIOTS IT IS AN AWFUL IDEA IN REALTY DON’T REALLY DO THIS”. Wow, 2016 might be…

You guys are allowed to smile in passport pics?!

Chill out, geez mom

I’d be annoyed too if I had been unequivocally cleared decades ago of a very serious charge and people kept acting like it was an absolute truth that I had committed the crime anyway.

I just took this screenshot off the vid you posted. You really ARE crazy as fuck.

If you are not already prepared to virtue signal appropriately then the answer is “You will always be at a number that isn’t high enough”.

Yeah veteran here. People seem super confused by the idea of just standing at attention. Someone said something to me once. It was me and a bunch of my other less friends and he clearly thought I was being disrespectful. When I told him what was what he mimbled a thanks for my service and skittered away. It was…

As much as I love me some Meryl, the Julia voice is the easiest thing ever to do.