Holy cow, that is insane! Who knew that repressed sexual abuse was such a babe-magnet?

Indeed, I was saying to a friend earlier that I had been about to say ‘what if the genders were reversed’ and then realised that is basically Celine Dion.

Let’s not forget the most important aspect of the 1D pregnancy: Cheryl first met Liam when he was a 14-year-old auditionee.

Although Hogwarts exists in the magical world and is totally separate from boarding schools in the no-maj UK, on the whole I agree that glorifying boarding schools makes me uncomfortable, both for the reasons Swinton mentions and in a wider class context.

Yes, Lorelai is flawed - she can be childish and (like Rory) selfish and inconsiderate in getting what she wants - but she also has a definite moral compass, and even her ‘bad’ behaviour is still within the context of deviating from that compass and eventually returning to it.

Oh god, yes. I can’t even begin to describe how much I detest the L&D Brigade - so much that when I see someone casually mentions “oh, I always liked those parts” my brain feels close to exploding with confusion that anyone could not loathe them.

Johnthony?

I clicked on this because I genuinely don’t have a clue what to get him, but it was so hilarious that I don’t even care that it did not help.

I was so sure it was gonna be Diana Ross. The reality is baffling.

Pro tip: If you were only half-listening to your friend and you think he maybe said something about dying of cancer but you weren’t really paying attention so idk, maybe don’t tell the whole world.

Walker Earnest

Not that hard, I’d imagine. There are still living grandchildren of President John Tyler, born in 1790.

Urgh yes, and they’d barely just moved in together and Knox and Sollecito had been seeing each other for five days. How would Kercher have become so outraged with Knox’s ‘loose morals’ in that short time period that she just had to confront her?

Yes! I thought it was very significant when he said at the start that he loved Sherlock Holmes and the way he would find a seemingly inconsequential detail and unravel the whole mystery from there. That’s exactly what he did with Knox, except that obviously in real life you can’t just make up a random story and it’ll…

It’s not really the structural element we’re comparing, though, it’s more about the similarity of the two choices being presented: a middle-of-the-road, establishment-friendly, leftish but pretty status quo option versus a once ridiculed campaign of xenophobia, anti-’PC’ and regression to an idealised past that has…

Ugh yes, it makes me a little bit sick to think about the similarity, frankly. As a Remain voter who was - I’ll admit it - frankly a little bit smug and assured in my liberal bubble in the run-up to the referendum, this is all too familiar.

She is the Michelle Williams of the SNL clique.

I don’t think this woman should actually teach kids, but I do think there should be a Netflix Original based on her.

Italy must only be second to the US in its enthusiasm to incorporate the colours of the national flag into everything possible. I once watched a firework display in Rome that was only red, white and green.

Holy shit, this was less a speech and more of a roast. Brava, Hillary.