This one time, when I was a teenager, I remember a bunch of us were in the supermarket one night, drunk, and we got really excited that a dinnerlady from our old school was in there. And we were like “Omg, Mrs blah!” and she just smiled patiently and was like ok cool bye, I’m shopping.

Ah, that’s probably why I don’t get it - as a teenager I was pretty much like Rory, except that even less happened to me. Not a lot of angst.

So, which one is Tom?

Oh Mara, as someone midway through their first Gilmore Girls watch, I feel ya. Maybe it’s just because I have a really great dad, but I do not see the appeal of the ‘bad boy’ at all. Specifically, I don’t like rude emotionally-stunted jerks. I like people who laugh non-sarcastically and aren’t rude to your…

I know Tom Hiddleston is everyone’s boyfriend now and whatever, but I love Hank Williams far more than you love Tom, and Tom is not good at Hank. Maybe I’m over-valuing my Spotify singalong sessions, but I’m pretty sure this 24-year-old chick can do a better Hank. Where’s the nasality??

No apologies. I’ve already watched it twice this year. When I was ten, it was the most inspiring thing I’d ever seen...

Sorry, but the most controversial college op-ed was obviously the one that Kirsten Dunst used to get the school nurse sacked for handing out contraceptives.

I absolutely despise the idea that famous rich white dudes who refuse to listen to or consider the voices of people who aren’t famous/white/rich/dudes are somehow “brave”. What exactly are they risking, remind me? Obviously there are limits, but on the whole I find that being PC is what’s actually brave, because it…

Oh I do know about amendments (Prohibition is one of my favourite historical topics), but it seems that the Bill of Rights in particularly is considered totally untouchable. While it’s obviously admirable to have a strong understanding of your nation’s principals and freedoms, it’s a shame that there is almost a…

I agree. As a non-American (sorry, that phrase always sounds so douchey), I don’t really understand the circular argument around keeping the constitution intact. “It’s right, so it has to stay in the Constitution.... and it’s in the Constitution so it must be right ”

Exactly when did hiring a hot young nanny with Hazel Wassername-levels of fame hunger not seem like a terrible move?

I don’t know, I can’t help but get some shady af vibes from Hamm, hilarious as he always seems. It really looked like he strung his ex along for a long time.

He poisoned hundreds of people and killed nine of them. Life in prison sounds pretty appropriate.

Allison Janney, you get it, girl. Nothing is too good for my fantasy stepmum.

Oh my God, I remembered right!

I think...I think Zac Efron may have just casually referenced Edmund Morris’ Pulitzer Prize-winning 1979 biography The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, and I’m overcome with shock and arousal.

Exactly. And why on earth would the teacher keep the so-called bomb with them if they really thought there was a chance it was real? Have they never seen a Daffy Duck cartoon?

I call it heaven, too, Coco. Not that I have much interest in shoes, but the level of colour co-ordination is bringing tears of joy to my eyes.

Ugh, YES. My boyfriend absolutely hates this and always points it out if he sees someone doing it in public. My dad used to sometimes do that when I was a little kid and it was cute, but grabbing a grown woman by the scruff of the neck is barf-inducing (to me, each to his own yada yada).

On one hand, no she is not literally a mother. However, I am rolling my eyes so hard at the concept of ‘mother’ being a protected group who are offended by her appropriation of their experience or whatever. 99.999% of the planet would have no problem understanding what she means, there is no need for a reminder that…