I run the Google + page of the brand I work for, and Shia LaBeouf's caption is EXACTLY like half the comments we get on our posts. It's a weird place.

yeah, I'm still a bit confused. I always assumed it was called that because the sentence ends up sounding like a foreign language, and Chinese is one of the most foreign languages to an English speaker. Is there some more sinister origin, I wonder?

Is anyone else really strongly reminded of that bit in 30 Rock where Liz and Jenna do a photo shoot for a magazine cover?

100 yards is not enough, man! That creepster should at least stay out of eyesight...

You only think that because of Obummer's liberal media brainwashing.

Will Arnett has filed for divorce from Amy Poehler 18 months after the couple announced their separation

I'm all for this. Out of character Stephen Colbert has an Atticus Finch-y vibe that makes me weak at the knees. I'll always go bananas for a tall, well-mannered Catholic who also champions progressivism.

True dat. It's actually an amazing feeling to go from thinking of someone as really attractive to being totally repulsed by then so fast - it's like sand slipping through your fingers.

I wasn't aware that Miley had a dog before, so I read this in the voice of the grandpa from the Rugrats...

I know, it's like people suffer from a kind of visual schizophrenia that makes them able to be repulsed by and totally vicious about 'fat' celebrities but totally unperturbed and nice as pie to friends, relatives and romantic partners of the exact same size.

Royal photographer just discovered Instagram.

Fingers crossed! Will man ever vomit on the moon?

I once threw up on the Corso Vittorio Emanuele, one of Rome's main thoroughfares. I could only keep whispering "Sono malata" (I'm sick) at the judgey old fur-bedraped Italian matriarch staring at me. The only comfort is that five seconds prior, I had been on a packed city bus. Either way, not my best day.

(like that time some tabloid said Harry Styles broke up with her because she was too obsessed with antiquing)

Right? I mean, she was in The Darling Buds of May which actually started the year I was born! Girl has been around a long-ass time. It's like she moved to Hollywood and stopped getting older.

Exactly what I came here to say! Assuming she went to a relatively normal sized school, there are at least a couple of hundred people who were in the same grade as Beyonce. As well as additional hundreds who know someone who was in the same grade as her or knew her family as a child. It just seems insane that a…

I saw her in Blithe Spirit in London last week and she was magnificent (and so sprightly!). But my friend flat-out refused to wait at the stage door, the rat.

Maybe it was satirical. Gulp.

Maybe assuming that a male colleague will pay for their lunch? I think I saw Rob Petrie buy Sally Rogers a sandwich on an episode of The Dick van Dyke Show once, so this was clearly a very real concern for the pre-second wave salaryman.

A very interesting angle, one I hadn't considered but it makes a lot of sense. Although sadly I think you're assuming too much knowledge of the States to think the average Brit would really understand what a 'New Orleans' theme would mean. Some might know there's an association with jazz music, but that's probably it.…