I used to make our own Pickwick Portfolio with my confused but easy-going little brothers. Fuck, we should form a society or something.

Ok, I'm not from the US, so I need to clarify what cursive means first - it's fancy old-time handwriting, yeah? Not just joined-up, post-infancy normal handwriting? If that's correct, then I was never taught anything like that in my country and I write my signature without any problems. My dad always writes in neat…

No, we really don't...

Western civilisation has been waiting for someone to suggest that self-serving Jews have all the money. And now, in Kanye West, I think we've found that man.

Stanley Tucci is one of those Americans that I, an English woman, have always pictured myself married to. Not him specifically, but he represents this gentle-and-urbane-but-quietly-masculine American imaginary husband I'm going to aspire to.

Oooh, don't. I was actually cringing when it got to the 'watching movies' part incase they were going to name a movie they thought might appeal to this cardboard girl.

Eh, it's obviously very set-up and fishing for attention, and yes if they really cared that much they would volunteer on other days and without pre-arranged fanfare. But it's still kind of neat - it reminds me of Hollywood Canteen.

I've seen The Thin Man multiple times, this checks out.

I was half-willing to give this the benefit of the doubt as just pretty tasteless. And then I got to the coolie part. If you know what a coolie is, you cannot in good faith use that word as a hilarious theme for your awful racist party. Simple as that. If you're plain ignorant of Chinese-American history, that's one…

Zac, honey, this one's for you.

The best part was her randomly crying "Let them eat cake!"

Trophy Wife is fucking hysterical. Watkins, Malin Akerman and Marcia Gay Harden are a trifecta of spot-on delivery. And the boy playing the older son is also incredibly funny, kind of a female Eden Sher from The Middle. Him being doped up on dentist drugs and impersonating Ellen DeGeneres for Halloween was a highlight…

When did our Trish get so sassy? I love it! Does she have a show in the US now? Aaaanyway, this is hilarious, although I'm sure he will squirm his way out of it like the lowlife he is.

I doubt very much that that was an attempt to cash in on name recognition, though. I knew about the original series, but that was solely because I'm a real nerd for TV history. Seeing as The Goldbergs is a comparatively generic title, I would guess that the shared title is a coincidence or, at most, a subtle shoutout…

It sounds like a fun premise and Spencer will definitely bring it (plus, an interview with her on Vulture recently firmly cemented her MSW-loving credentials). That said, I agree with Lansbury that by calling it Murder, She Wrote they are kind of lazily piggybacking off the brand recognition of a past series that…

Aside from everything else, it's not even a 'girly' purse. When I read the headline I thought it was going to be pink spangly clutch. It's just a brightly coloured messenger bag. Am I missing something subversive here? I wouldn't give a second glance if I saw a boy wearing this.

Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.

It's a thankless task, but we shall receive our reward in the hereafter :D

If you need further convincing, he can make sense of the bearded look memorably sported by the character like few actors can...:

Wow, they look... insanely uncomfortable together.