I think/hope the amount of inspection needed to establish the fact that you were wearing concealer would be considered overzealous by even the most stringent of rule-enforcing teachers.

Somewhere, my 14 year old self is cackling "That's right, pretty girls - come and hang down here with the rest of us!"

Yes, a bit of an underhanded attack there. Oh god, excuse the pun... Anyway, at least it counterbalances the doggy-style shenanigans in the video.

I am so proud to live in this country.

Damn those sneaky anti-rape activists! They'll use all kinds of underhand tactics to trick you into not raping people!

Okay, I'm not a 4 year old, but it strikes me that those incredibly drab, treacle-paced educational shows are the ones that are really designed to turn your brain to porridge. If a four year old can follow an episode of Spongebob, I'm be pretty damn pleased with their development.

Daft cow.

I think 'Milton' earns the title of 'Name Least Likely To Be Connected With Vampires', at least.

Just as a dab of anecdotal corroboration, my mum's a lunchtime supervisor here in the UK and she said that the amount of flesh on display from these terribly naive would-be sexpots is astounding. The male teachers just don't know where to look sometimes. I mean, noticing that one of your pupils is caked in makeup and…

But at the same time, if the guys were coming to school shirtless and glistening with baby oil it would also be a problem. While I agree with your point that it is not the responsibility of women to regulate male lust, that really isn't an argument which should apply in school, or indeed the workplace. When the…

He refers to Health and Safety as 'that terrorist organisation you might have heard about' but I wouldn't take it to heart. Making fun of petty-minded bureaucracy is our national past-time.

As soon as I read the title of the article, I knew in my heart that this happened in England. And in the county next door to me, too! I know these queer Westcountry happenings like the back of me hand.

Ugh, ignore the first comment. I unsuccessfully tried to delete it because was the wrong clip (turns out Family Guy references the Dick van Dyke Show more than you'd think...)

A straight person with a gay friend? Now I've seen everything!

So much heart for that. Reminds me of that Family Guy episode where the FCC turns it into "And now The Bleep van Bleep Show, starring Bleep van Bleep!"

So much heart. And although I'm not usually prone to citing Family Guy...

Oh god, yes. That sketch is pure lol.

To be honest, how far can Facebook (or any other similar website) go here? Unless they personally visit each registrant's home to inspect their birth certificate and then issue them with iris-recognition technology for every login, making an account with a fake age is a piece of cake. And while I feel sorry for this…

The only thing which suggests he didn't do it is how horrednously transparent his cover up seems. This is a set up unworthy of a Monk villain-of-the-week.

Wow, where do you even start with this one? Not only is she sexily doing the chores, she is literally barefoot.