and who read lighthearted internet words literally, as though he’s genuinely advocating people not to have children.

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

He dumped Donald’s little committee after the Paris accord pull out.

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

It doesn’t matter how much you hate the Cowboys, YOU JUST DON’T FUCK WITH A MAN’S DOG.

This sounds like the perfect evening for Mall Husband and Mall Wife after a tiring day of hating each other at the mall.

Why wouldn’t husbands and wives just go on their own damned shopping excursions unless there is something to be procured that is of interest to both of them? I have never understood this tired-out cliche of the poor dumbass whiny husband being “dragged” shopping by the demanding wife. The last time my wife and I went…

Yes, I simply cannot imagine the Democrats running a candidate whose spouse has a less-than-stellar record.

So, I’m not into fighting games very much, or esports, and while I used to love DBZ I haven’t taken it seriously in 15 years, but this game is insanely entertaining to watch. Thanks for the highlights.

Poor Baxter.

I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!

LOL @ Colonials

There’s no way this is accurate. Massachussets should be right behind New York. They didn’t get the cheerful nickname of “Massholes” because they are great folks and courteous behind the wheel.

How about people who have right of way and still try to wave you in. That’s some next level annoying stuff right there.

I know I read somewhere that the Genie was originally envisioned as a Fats Waller/Cab Calloway-type character, before Robin Williams wound up with the part. They’ve definitely gone back to that idea with the Genie in the Broadway musical, and Coriolanus Burt James Monroe Iglehart fit that mold really well.

“The Camry and Accord are two of the best-selling cars of all time, but mid-size sedan sales are in a tailspin. Could our desire for beefy CUVs spell the end of Accord/Camry dominance on American roads?”

Tokuma is Akido.

Age Ain’t Nothin But a Number came out in 1994. You had 23 years to realize that kind of person R Kelly was not to mention that tape being released. And he had that pro-rape song with Gaga that got so much flack they didn’t release the video (THANK GOD). The way that society continuously forgives sexual assault, rape…