I get it. I don’t cry, but near the end of Mad Max Fury Road I feel emotion. A good soundtrack/score can ramp this up big time.

‘Glory’, where they help Denzel stand up in formation at the end, and Matthew Broderick volunteers his unit to lead the charge, holy...

The list is too long to recite because I am a sappy motherfucker who Hollywood can make dance like a puppet. The dumbest I can think of off the top of my head is A Knight’s Tale.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Glad to have an opp to talk Waiting for Guffman.

“A. Never say “in the NFL’s defense,” because they never deserve it”

This is why the NFL needs a certified union.

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

I was told it’s getting sent out tomorrow morning! Have faith!

You’re probably too young to remember that you should have just posted video of Norm MacDonald’s ESPY hosting instead.

It was a pile to shit that showcased American excess, when fake mortgages were being handed out, and when people took advantage of the “equity” they had on their houses, by refinancing their homes and took out another $200k on a house they don’t own out right. Gas was cheap, and no one worried about the impending…

Nationals Park.

Zero arguing with this truth here. I remember being utterly SCANDALIZED upon hearing “Jet Boy Jet Girl” by the Damned on KROQ, with its chorus of “oooooh oooh, he gives me head”. This was pre-internet, so it didn’t take nearly as much to shock me then! Hell, now something basically has to be a riff on the infamous…

Y’all Must have forgot

Certainly not any of his girlfriends.

The only Twitter guy that will bring down Trump is Trump

Veruca Salt, Buffalo Tom, Poe, The Cranberries, Pavement, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Silverchair, Garbage...

The best (ever?) professional boxer vs someone who is fighting in their first professional boxing match.

Floyd Mayweather is a different kind of boxing animal. He’s the only professional boxer who’ve I’ve ever seen make another professional boxer cry during the fight because he couldn’t hit him. CM is nice at MMA, but he’s nowhere near the caliber of FM when it comes to boxing.

A solution in search of a problem: How to spread out the subcontract gravy train to the most congressional districts.