“He hit me”

I loved Alden Ehrenreich in Hail Caesar! and I’m rooting for him in the Han Solo movie, though that sounds like a clusterfuck. This movie sounds good, even with Jezebel nemesis Ansel in the lead...

If you are going to make a gay joke, at least make one person laugh.

I’m not impressed. All you have to do to be good at this is face the other way.

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

I don’t play games on the easiest mode, but I do find myself being less and less tolerant of having to redo stuff after dying than I ever was as a kid. Nowadays, if I have to repeat more than like 3 minutes of work between checkpoints or saves in a game, I start getting irritated.

People who get to the front of the line and still don’t know what they want can go to hell. It’s a fast food place, they only serve but a couple different items. There are massive, brightly-colored menus, with pictures! That you can look at while you are in line.

This is the best kind of Father’s Day gift: something that shows the father that they are on the mind of the giver, who has taken time and effort to come up with a gift, especially a gift that will trigger memories every time the father looks at it.

I love her.

Unpopular opinion: I’ve never liked these bathtubs.

Remember when newspaper was the dying medium? Pretty quick how it moved to online writing staff.

And Rick Perry is the wrong person to oversee whatever safety corrections are needed to see them get up to code. He literally has zero experience.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Ahman Green: Tough On Grease, and His Kids

I appreciate how guarded they are with the birth of their kids. I think that, celeb or not, you should have the final say in how much info you want to share with folks. It’s a time of bonding and with two babies at once, I’m sure that’s a different experience. Not everything needs to be shared immediately to placate…

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Aww, what a sweetie. Pits have the best smiles.

we thought Brown was our favorite auntie who just found her holiday heart and got out of recovery.

Like I said in another comment, If someone said they’re fans of Migos I’d walk away too.