For some reason, some other asshole came barging to give his opinion on my earlier comment, despite not having seen the ep. There are some motherfuckers who really enjoy the smell of their own asshole around here

DA:I was a complete mess of a game. I played through the base story, then thought “thank god I don’t have to play that anymore”. Next game I played was Witcher 3, which made me think “why in hell did I waste so much time on DA:I when I could have been playing this instead???”

Then this is a wholly pointless comment

Great point. I think the ones that put the “club” in “strip club” are the only applicable ones. I’ve been to some GRIMY strip clubs, and they’re just bars where occasionally a woman will take off her clothes

This made me check out the subreddit, where there are some theories flying thick and fast. While the cinematography of the episode is undeniable, the “B=T” theory falls apart pretty damn fast

WHAT??? Where is THAT coming from?

So if the argument is that Benny wasn’t real, who was in the wheelchair that Darius saw at the end? Teddy’s previous victim? I’m all for unanswerable headcanon theories, but this one is a stretch

“Much is said about Cardi B’s previous life as a stripper, but not in the context of how good a stripper’s ear typically is”

I can’t even tell you how much I would laugh if Diamond & Silk were just Milo and Tucker doing blackface “Oh Hello”

You forgot to mention that he has the best NASA pic of all time

Neutral: Trump is basically sundowning before our very eyes. His behavior is EXACTLY like my grandma in her middle stage Alzheimer’s, when she wouldn’t recognize her own son intermittently.

Agreed. I think Lincoln’s actually been killing it lately. If I were in the market for a luxury car, I’d consider them.

It’s EXTREMELY easy to go to Cuba if you take the proper first steps. I did this about 10 years ago, before travel to Cuba was allowed: fly into and out of Cancun, find a travel agency (they’re EVERYWHERE), book a flight to Havana (they need 24hrs notice to set up your visa, which will be an insert card for your…

This was one of the most electric episodes of television I’ve ever seen. I don’t know how else to put it; my gf didn’t even realize there weren’t any commercials until just now when we were talking about. What an accomplishment

NAME ME A MORE ICONIC DUO I’LL WAIT

No shame. For some fucking reason, Kellyanne Conway weirdly did it for me when she was about 3 months in to the Trump campaign.

Whoa, wait: Burnout Paradise is getting bricked if you go online? That’s VERY good to know; I was on the verge of buying it (Burnout 3 is one of the my favorite games ever), but that could be a dealbreaker until they fix it

My piece of advice: don’t worry about getting all the little bits of treasure scattered around the map. They will RARELY be worth the trouble, especially around Skellige.

THIS. The Chasm demo was actually one of the reasons I bought a PS4 (thinking it was already out), but I’m getting SICK of roguelikes. Enter the Gungeon is one of my favorite games ever, but it’s one of the few that can maintain my attention for a serious period of time.

Jesus, are you young me? Everything you wrote describes me to a damn T, but I’m 35