It’s not, dumbfuck. If automakers CHOOSE to follow CARB standards, since CA is one of the most populous states in the union, that’s not their problem

Congrats to Marc Jacobs for marrying club kid Bill Paxton

Sacre bleu!

I had a seminar at work a few weeks ago on social media trends to stay up on and this guy was spoken of INCREDIBLY positively by the agency. “He’s so engaged and accessible!” blah blah blah. They clearly need to do some deeper digging in their presentations

Are they treating the Norton Hulk movie as canon though? I thought that, aside from the brief flashback we saw in (IIRC) Avengers, Marvel has basically disavowed both Hulk movies.

I had been holding out hope for a LOOOOONG time that the Soul Stone would be used to resurrect some of the MCU villains: Red Skull could have a lot more play, I liked the woefully underused Baron Zemo, etc.

Can someone check on Burneko?

Nah, you’re just an asshole. This is like saying you go to sushi restaurants to order bratwurst

I’ve been wondering the same thing. First thought is that he’s going to go on a redemption tour and rake in another semi full of money for his comeback fight, but considering he’s actually being charged, he might just be an idiot with an ager problem.

So is Jalopnik Movie Club dedicated to good car movies or good car chase movies? If the former, when are you getting to Tokyo Drift (BY FAR the most underrated FaF movie)? If the latter, when are you getting to Ronin?

Ugh, no. Cream sauces are gross. Not even the inclusion of some green will change my mind

But at that point, why not just make cacio e pepe and add some dimension to it beyond fat n salt?

Looking forward to it. I was actually furious at the ending, and I’m not even playing it! Maybe it’d be different if I was able to take advantage of the sandbox nature of the game and appreciate it for its merits that don’t necessarily show up well in text

I poked around a bit, and it looks like you’re right. I would STILL take cacio e pepe any day of the week and twice on Sundays over that, though. Any iteration of alfredo is boring

“Dobb Knobbin’” made me LOL at my desk

It could be homemade and I still wouldn’t eat it. Give me cacio e pepe over alfredo, give me a puttanesca, a basic marinara, I don’t care. Alfredo is boring

Yes! That’s it

Alfredo sauce is gross and one-dimensional, FIGHT ME

I tried to find a few more. There’s a game (I think) in development that focuses on African mythology, another focusing on Aztec (Guacamelee doesn’t count), and a game starring Brazilians that’s about depression, but I couldn’t remember the name.

“Cyberbullying” jesus what pieces of shit