Some other advantages: Once canning lines start up (which is admittedly a huge investment for a lot of smaller brewers), cans are cheaper than bottles to produce.

Economic protectionism is ALWAYS short term, because you can always find ways to cut costs.

He should have trouble breathing, not be able to summon the brainpower to file a lawsuit

Whooooooa, that “/s” tag at the end sure caught me off guard! Had no idea you were doing anything besides complimenting me on my maturation into a grown person.

Goddammit, now I just want to play Monkey Island

That’s what they’re going for. They want to look like the good guys, and when the restaurant refuses, they can occupy the moral high ground in their heads.

I dated a girl who was BIG into that sort of hipster new wave goth from a few years ago (this is her below). She was one of the biggest freaks in the world. Definitely worth dating when you’re in your mid-20s and you need to know exactly which women to NOT have long term relationships with

I just read a spoiler for the ending on Polygon. HOO BOY are you going to be pissed

That’s easy: competitive eating

Ooooof. Are you going to watch Bad News Bears next and start talking about the bad messages contained therein?

Had to look it up; O’Callaghans

How fucking dense are you? Seriously. Read the actual comment thread

WHERE THE HELL IS A REMASTERED FF TACTICS?!? That game would sell like CRAZY if it was brought to Switch/PS4

Unfortunately, that particular bar remains, as the only “cheap” option on a particularly douchey stretch in Chicago, right across the street from the original Rockit (which itself is one of the worst places I’ve ever been to).

*Reads comment*

The ONE time I ever got kicked out of a bar (and nearly got beat by the bouncers) was in 2008, when I was having a discussion with a friend of a friend about the upcoming election, and why I thought Obama was better. The bartender jumped in to say Obama was a socialist. I started off calm, asking him to leave us alone…

Stop shifting the goal posts, asshole. Just because you’re getting dunked on in one argument doesn’t mean the subject suddenly gets changed

It’s kind of amazing that it takes hatred of Michael Rapaport to unite the communities of the Root and Barstool Sports (the essence of white privilege)

“There were mistakes made” is actually the title of my autobiography

HOLY SHIT LOOKIT HIS EARS! Is he the progenitor of all Ferengi? Does he use a pipe cleaner to clean those?