I dated a girl who was BIG into that sort of hipster new wave goth from a few years ago (this is her below). She was one of the biggest freaks in the world. Definitely worth dating when you’re in your mid-20s and you need to know exactly which women to NOT have long term relationships with

I just read a spoiler for the ending on Polygon. HOO BOY are you going to be pissed

That’s easy: competitive eating

This is absolutely hilarious. Not even a Popeye fan, but I want this for my desk to freak out visitors

Ooooof. Are you going to watch Bad News Bears next and start talking about the bad messages contained therein?

Had to look it up; O’Callaghans

How fucking dense are you? Seriously. Read the actual comment thread

WHERE THE HELL IS A REMASTERED FF TACTICS?!? That game would sell like CRAZY if it was brought to Switch/PS4

Unfortunately, that particular bar remains, as the only “cheap” option on a particularly douchey stretch in Chicago, right across the street from the original Rockit (which itself is one of the worst places I’ve ever been to).

*Reads comment*

The ONE time I ever got kicked out of a bar (and nearly got beat by the bouncers) was in 2008, when I was having a discussion with a friend of a friend about the upcoming election, and why I thought Obama was better. The bartender jumped in to say Obama was a socialist. I started off calm, asking him to leave us alone…

Stop shifting the goal posts, asshole. Just because you’re getting dunked on in one argument doesn’t mean the subject suddenly gets changed

It’s kind of amazing that it takes hatred of Michael Rapaport to unite the communities of the Root and Barstool Sports (the essence of white privilege)

“There were mistakes made” is actually the title of my autobiography

HOLY SHIT LOOKIT HIS EARS! Is he the progenitor of all Ferengi? Does he use a pipe cleaner to clean those?

Oxenfree is SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD. Super fun to play with friends just switching the controller depending on who’s around, drinking beers, taking bets on who will be next to go, etc

Tom Hardy is a grubby angel sent from god tho

The Czarface album is really good if you’re into that style of hiphop. Really digging what I’m hearing so far.

In a just world, Nancy Grace would have been ostracized long ago for her blatant fearmongering