This is the best explanation I can think of

For some reason, I never thought about how I could grow my own garlic scapes instead of buying them at the farmer’s market when the season rolls around. Delicious sauteed in butter and added to an omelette

RDR had so many damn fetch quests, but for me, that was a convenient excuse to ride around the eye-poppingly beautiful scenery, maybe hunt a few coyotes or legendary game while I go, then maybe get caught up in a side encounter or something. GOD, I love that game.

Bingo. SNF and MNF were both basically nonstarters for me. It’s THE WORST

Waking up to football on the TV, and then being able to actually get to bed at a decent hour after all the games, was unequivocally one of the biggest highlights about living out west

This was my exact thought! I’m not a huge guy, but I think I could take a single coyote out by myself. I’ve only got 40 lbs on Omar! In other words, the weight difference between me and Omar is about one coyote; he could have handled it

I have enough trouble as an adult segmenting out my video game time. If I had this as a kid, I would have flunked out, no question

Not any better. C’mon Chris, you have to SACRIFICE

I think it would take him like a year to completely shed his flopping tendencies and his Duncan-esque overreaction to every foul call

Marvel fanboy from waaaaay back here. You’re dead fucking on. Their comics are turning into pieces of shit. When the superhero craze dies down (AND IT WILL. Even Westerns basically went dormant for a LOOONG time), they won’t be able to rely on the core business in the same way.

I mean, by the same token, Jordan also played at the tail end of the “Football On Hardwood” era of the NBA. Bill Laimbeer wouldn’t have a job in today’s league (I STILL hate him and Joe Dumars all these years later, though OF COURSE I still have a soft spot for Charles Oakley)

Unlike a LOT of people, Chris Evans seems to generally get it. His wokeness doesn’t feel performative, and he seems to be perfectly happy doing his own thing and avoiding the general Hollywood circus.

Soooo: ex-prostitute? Will be raped like 100 times? How’s Frank going to put his spin on this?

Damn. Was it with the most up-to-date Lebron? I argue upthread that I think this year is peak Lebron; his assists have been insane

MJ’s biggest opponent was Hakeem, who beat the fucking doors off him just about every time they played. Again, lifelong Bulls fan here: MJ is legitimately lucky that he never had to play the Dream in the Playoffs

Jesus

Or scorned Bulls fans who thought we were in the thick of it but were actually being scouted by a low down, double crossing snake in the grass

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Billy, sincerely, this is one of the best things you’ve written.

Starred for stats beating my flawed-as-hell eye test