If you made value decisions on people based on whether or not they have a tattoo, you are sentient diarrhea. Just saying

Wow, ol’ Marilyn was way ahead of the curve on the pink pussy hats

I hate that I kinda like this. They seem to have nailed Geralt’s general fighting style

Oh word? How old are you?

He’s the child predator. Yeah, both he and XXX should be rolled up in a carpet and thrown into the Gowanus

“Look how funky he is” DEAD

I honestly can’t decide what’s funnier: your feeble attempt at passing off as a student, or your subsequent attempts to cover it up. I’m laughing just re-reading this whole thread

Necessary:

RIGHT?!?! When he started endorsing The General, I wondered if I could get him to show up at my place for a few hundo and a slice of apple pie or something

6ix9ine is legitimately troubled. No one gets that much ink in like 3 months. Also, he’s routinely the worst part of his tracks, especially his solo joints (*hate-listens to Fetty’s verse on Keke for like the millionth time*). Please enjoy this hilarious image of him from back in the day:

Is that Pizza Metro???? I used to live around the corner from the one on Division; probably ate there three times a week. A potato slice with an ice-cold Pellegrino Chinotto was my drunk food of choice.

Hot dogs are sweet! Like, they taste like there’s sugar! Compare a hot dog to, I don’t know, a kielbasa or something

Ketchup on everything else is permissible fwiw. I actually used to love ketchup on dogs, but then just grew out of it. Now, I need those sour/bitter elements to cut the sweet meat.

Because they have good taste? Jk even though it’s true

Don’t ever go to Chicago with that, Hachi. They’ll tear you limb from limb

Changing him from “reformed criminal scoundrel” to “ex-Special Forces family man” was such a mistake

Yeah. I (delightfully, I might add) got utterly schooled. That was a cool learning moment

Oooof no way. Avocado smoothies are usually found at places where you can get boba tea, and they’re delicious, all rich and fatty and sweet.

I mean, clearly they’re not THAT popular. But below is my favorite song of theirs, though it’s not the most Cameo-esque of their oeuvre.

I’ll be honest: I’m 35, and this looks kinda cool to do with, like, spare change or something.