“I don’t have a pretty voice”

Angry Raph is best Raph

This guy gets it

My own personal credo is that screw tops are for whites, not reds. YMMV, but it has yet to be wrong: I’ve had some atrocious screw top reds, but never a bad white

I normally don’t have a problem with mixing it up in these comment boards (wegotatoughguyoverhere.jpg), but the degree of anger people had about splitting entrees was fucking ridiculous. When I waited tables, I had no issue with people splitting entrees, because it usually meant they were ordering apps (which gave me…

Bannon is rotting from the inside out. I can’t even look at “good” photos of him, because it looks like his skin is sloughing off in rebellion

Spotify is blocked by a lot of corporate firewalls for whatever reason (I have yet to work at a company that allows it), but Youtube almost always goes through. And there’s enough weird esoteric music on there to keep me satisfied

Perfect tag is perfect

Yeah . . . I was trying to think of the best analogue, and another awards show that seemingly makes the wrong choice year after year led me to the Grammys

Nonino is basically a liqueur. I definitely love bitter stuff, but that was like sipping on syrup. Still absolutely delicious if you pour some boiling water into a mug, swirl it around, pour it out, then throw in some Nonino

Well said, Evan. The Oscars are the Grammys for movies; they routinely mess up which movie will actually have a lasting impact, preferring instead to give their awards to movies that are easy, and will also be forgotten. Get Out is going to be remembered for a LONG time; the Shape of Water will be less so.

Is Mo’nique really a great example of the post-Oscar dropoff though? Considering how vociferously she protested having to do press for Precious (something that literally every star is expected to do), it’s no wonder Hollywood isn’t exactly banging her door down

“Collagen Rock” fucking SHREDS. Buuuuut can someone let me know if the lyrics are as misogynist as they seem on first blush?

Bingo. I get paid more than my parents made from their jobs, and my benefits are great, but it sucks that A. I’m working 5.5-6 days a week and ~10hrs per day, and B. that I just get cartoonishly depressed when I get to the office

Cannot star enough. This is part of a rapidly changing trend that makes me uneasy to think about

I had to pull that move where you cough for a few seconds to cover up because you’re laughing so hard and your office frowns on joy

“RECOMMENDED FURTHER LISTENING

That’s actually a pretty brilliant idea and would be a phenomenal inducement into the overall Google ecosystem. But! The reason it wouldn’t work for me personally is because I refuse to integrate myself further into any ecosystem (Apple, Google, Amazon, etc)

My phone has no memory as it is so my apps are ALL utilitarian (except Instagram :/)

“time travel shenanigans would give Ben Afleck an opportunity to step out of the cowl, but not much is confirmed”