Weirdly, this makes me want to play through more of MGS V. I beat the story, but still have a lot of side missions left. What a great game...

You’re in for a treat

I see it as this sort of dismissive hand wave

Welp, off to buy Playboy for the first time since I was 18

God, that’s so true. Everyone knows about Mike Nichols’ days narrating Sportscenter right next to Dan Patrick and Boomer, with Hugh Grant often on as a recurring talking head. And who could forget the hilarious Keith Olberman cameo in The Birdcage???

I used to talk so much shit about Spam before I ate it. It’s SO GOOD

The Gold nerf was SO necessary though. If you had Ragh in the first round and Yen in the second, you pretty much had the game regardless of the other player’s actions. It completely undermined my favorite part of my Spy deck (i.e. unleashing Letho on opposing lines) but then added a fun combo where I could destroy him…

Here’s what you do: just cook it exactly the way I described and give it to her as a breakfast sammy. She’ll eat it and fall in love with how all the flavors intertwine, and it’ll be like a new honeymoon

I have gotten three different people hooked on Spam, one of whom is my girlfriend. For the purposes of breakfast sandwiches alone, it’s worth buying a can or two (we stock up at Costco on the Low Sodium stuff)

I was playing a pretty kickass NG Spy deck. Even when I lost, it was fun to play with. Same with the Consuming Monster decks. But having to allocate at least 2 cards to weather counters gets OLD

Weather and shittyass Skellige decks are what drove me away from Gwent. Oh, and the CEASELESS keening of Skellige players the second any of their cards were nerfed.

Spam is delicious and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise

The last time I saw three stones get split apart like that, I was getting surgery on my scrotum

Oh christ, fuck off

This is a fucking FACT. I’ve noticed feeling more out of place with the current AVC than I did in the past

Bam! Nailed it

Also, Love-Matic Grampa was supposed to skewer mid-90s sitcoms? Even then, it felt like they were skewering 70s/80s sitcoms, esp. stuff like the Love Boat. Though maybe I’m biased by the theme song

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I’m a white guy, so I’ve had WAY TOO MANY other white guys feel comfortable dropping some racist shit around me, but I’ve NEVER seen or heard about that.

I’m not sad he’s dead. Billy Graham is more responsible than anyone else for the ongoing evangelicization of America. I’m not outright celebrating like I did when Scalia died (Graham at least had SOME good works to his name), but neither am I upset that he’s gone