Spam is delicious and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise

The last time I saw three stones get split apart like that, I was getting surgery on my scrotum

Oh christ, fuck off

This is a fucking FACT. I’ve noticed feeling more out of place with the current AVC than I did in the past

Bam! Nailed it

Also, Love-Matic Grampa was supposed to skewer mid-90s sitcoms? Even then, it felt like they were skewering 70s/80s sitcoms, esp. stuff like the Love Boat. Though maybe I’m biased by the theme song

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I’m a white guy, so I’ve had WAY TOO MANY other white guys feel comfortable dropping some racist shit around me, but I’ve NEVER seen or heard about that.

I’m not sad he’s dead. Billy Graham is more responsible than anyone else for the ongoing evangelicization of America. I’m not outright celebrating like I did when Scalia died (Graham at least had SOME good works to his name), but neither am I upset that he’s gone

So they gave Don a cybernetic eye and a huge gun and made him a cyborg? And Raph’s face is all scarred?

That’s insane. Learning new kinds of racism every day.

“Anybody thats not Black that rubs under their nose when they see you or any other Black person as a way of saying you guys smell.”

Vagrant Story is probably my top “wish I’d played” game of all time. I adore FF Tactics (though have never finished it; where’s THAT remaster, Square?!?) and always wanted to play it

This would actually be great if it can be applicable to all jellyfish. They’re turning into a menace in the ocean since there’s so damn many of them.

I spent the entirety of season 1 expecting everything to have taken place in David’s head, and I remain unconvinced that that ISN’T the case. Especially with that HORRENDOUS post credits moment

This had BETTER not come to pass. What an awful comic book decision that was

Accurate right down to the teeth

There was some Dodge minivan that my mom and dad had as a loaner while their normal car was at the shop. I was just some stupid teen at the time, but I probably put 5K miles on it in the week we had it. It was WAY more fun that it had any right to be.

“Do you know what they call a frog in minus 90 degrees Fahrenheit?”

Mario Kart did it better