The only non-Racheal-Ray-recipes I can find for lobster thermidor call for the whole bug. What recipe are you using?

Lobster is grotesquely overrated. It used to be prison food! Like, NOT THAT LONG AGO, either. I’ve had exactly one preparation in which it was up to snuff, and it was this luxurious lobster risotto that I still think about from time to time.

I think of John Waters as subsisting exclusively on the foods from that Simpsons episode he was in (fluffernutters, etc), and those chewy peppermints you get from Grandma. In other words, no way does he have bad breath

Username is semi-appropriate

What, no Garth One-Eye? From the earliest M:TG books? How dare you???

I legitimately want this. A smaller pickup (like, early-gen Hilux would be the largest I would want) that lets me put bicycles/skis/etc in the back, with a decent MPG and enough horses to let me drive in the leftmost lane? The dream

This article is worth the click, if only for all the overcompensating truck owners who need to come in and blubber “but-but-but” about their pickups.

Steve Bannon is WAY shittier than the majority of stakeholders. I generally prefer to keep dollars away from white supremacists whenever I can

Good for you, sincerely. Keep up the good fight

I’ve absolutely HATED Dominic Purcell ever since

Counterpoint: Steve Bannon gets a slice every time you watch Seinfeld in any medium (aside from pirated versions). So don’t watch Seinfeld

Yeah, agreed. It’s not remembered as a superhero movie, because it isn’t really one. Still a kickass movie, though, and Blade 2 is terrible but really enjoyable to watch. I’m even one of those suckers who Blade 3 in the theaters

2013 Ford Fusion (but it was new at the time). I was surprised by the acceleration, how fun it was to whip around corners, and how driftable it was when I found an empty snow covered parking lot. Almost bought one a week later

I just want to give a hug to EVERYONE who is parodying Bendis’ style of writing. You’re the real heroes

Blizz has supported Diablo 3 with free or nearly-free content for a LOOOOOOONG time now.

Not enough stars for this truly great comment

The ONLY thing I can think of that’s even remotely relevant is that I’ve heard that some soccer coaches recommend playing futsal to develop ball control skills; the idea is that the smaller ball helps perfect dribbling/fine motor skills. Maybe ol’ Keith is hoping for a similar effect?

Frittatas, people! Make one with whatever veggies you’ve got lying around the house (though I admit this is the one instance in which I use the mandoline side of the box grater for potatoes), stash in the fridge and eat cold in the Spanish way. Make a quick salad for the side (seriously, it’s rare that I do anything…

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This feels like those little handheld games I played as a kid when I didn’t have an Atari/Nintendo. Cheesy and chintzy, but scratch an itch I had