“It ends from the perspective of Lamar giving himself up to three black women pillars of this world.”

Chris Collinsworth: straight up pedo

Who wore it better?

This is all truth, and needs shouting. You rock on a daily basis

So how do Milk and Cheese fit into this shared universe?

A. IQ as a shorthand for intelligence is an incredibly flawed metric. Bringing people from other countries doesn’t mean we’re bringing the worst of the lot. That tweet is the opposite of a verifiable fact. You can bring cultural mores, but considering that

Little brother was in town last weekend and had ALSO been doing Dryuary (he had ALSO cheated though). So the entire weekend was filled with moderate drinking; I never woke up with a hangover, but it did take me a little while to wake up, longer than usual. I was looking forward to taking the weekdays off from…

My mom tried to pass off carob chip cookies as chocolate chip cookies a few times. That bird did NOT fly

My reasons for not wanting to have kids:

Some other commenter today made the GREAT point that the Eagles did exactly what other teams didn’t when they had the lead: they didn’t take their foot off the gas. That game was PRIMED for a New England comeback, but Pedersen kept the pressure on, and THAT’S how you win Super Bowls

So in other words, he was trying to screw them out of the money he was going to make. MAN, he sucks

What do you mean? I hate Michael Rapaport with every fiber of my being, but I wasn’t aware of him making the documentary with ulterior motives (aside from “this is my favorite group and I want to talk to them” and “possibly burnish my directorial cred”)

No idea, but he directed that pretty okay Tribe documentary

You know what’s a weirdly good combo? Take one of the large-size Weetabix (I think they have the enormous Shredded Wheat still in circulation somewhere too, so that can work in a pinch), microwave it til warm, split open, smear with butter and jelly. Delicious

Can someone tell me Tecmo Bowl’s winning average for these games?

“something called Walter Robert Szczerbiak”

I didn’t realize they were Snyder fanboys. I thought they were keyboard nazis, ready to flex their twitter fingers

Good on Jonah for losing weight, but the more he loses, the more he looks like Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Kars 4 Kids is a fucking scourge, and that jingle has guaranteed I will never give them a single dime

A friend of mine told me that and I almost swung at him. Fuck that mentality