It’s “why the fuck did you click on a link if you’re just going to talk about how little you care”

Hey, it worked great in 2016 AMIRITE

I fucking love chocolate, but Cinnamon Buns is the best B&J flavor and its lack of true affection is just wrong to me

Dammit. Too far of a drive for the day. I’ll be going with three rank amateurs so they have no interest in driving ~4 hours just to get pummeled

Little brother and his gf, who do not give two donkey turds about sports, will be visiting. They’ve never skiied before so it is LIKELY we’ll be taking advantage of empty mountain time.

What’s the name? I’ll be doing much the same

I mean . . . what were you expecting? One of Charlamagne’s running “jokes” is to ask Envy why he has to be so light-skinned. And he means it sincerely, you can hear it in his voice.

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

It takes some truly stunning cognitive dissonance to praise a slaveholder while decrying “racism and bigotry”

I got the name wrong; whoops. If that’s the thing keeping you from assigning any credibility, you’ve got problems.

Access to King Spa is one of the things I miss most about Chicago. Sigh.

Brianna Wu was accused of cheating on creepy ex with a Kotaku writer. Way to make assumptions about my point

Beat me to it. RyePAs are fucking delicious and seem to disappear at every tap I go to

PLEASE tell me someone else here has played Def Jam Fight for NY. This video made me nostalgic for the days of throwing Method Man on to railroad tracks, or smashing Omar Epps’ head in a car door. What a great game

Apparently, it is!

Back when I RPed Gs, my DM was a wise person who started us at level 5 and let us roll a magical items table that he’d set up so we could avoid precisely this kind of encounter. He also had us use MPs instead of memorizing spells and gathering spell components, because that shit suuuuuuucked.

Also, heartbreaker is worse than blowout. You can always do something else during a blowout; a heartbreaker strings you along for way too long.

Does last night’s game count as a heartbreaker AND a blowout? I mean, sure, it was never close, but there were some major stabs at competence by the Vikings. They kept moving the ball and then fucking up. It was “blowout as string of heartbreakers”

Uhhhhhhh, nope. Your basic premise here is just plain wrong.