Can’t tell if you’re willfully ignorant or you just don’t read the news. Like, ever.

I saw the title, hate-clicked, and then immediately closed it because it’s too early to be unfathomably mad at something stupid

Oooooof. Forgot about that one

The Bomb Cyclone tested my Dryuary resolve like nothing before or since. Thank god for video games

All of the Oprah bees gifs are solid gold

I love Oprah, but her continuing endorsement of outright charlatans does not bode well for the quantity of shit in her body: Dr Phil, Dr Oz, that “The Secret” horseshit, etc

He’s gotten better than those fallow years of being a “content producer,” but I looked today and his entire fucking column is about the Wickersham story. Gee, who am I going to believe, a fucking homer whose head is inextricably linked with his ass, or a reporter who talked to a shitload of sources and actually did…

Say whaaaaa? Will definitely remember that next time I’m up there

Finally, something I agree with! I’ll also admit I got hugely furious from the sheer number of comments that I dismissed, calling waiters dirt or tray jockeys. Insult me all you want, I’ll leave it up, but I don’t give trolls an inch of ground to comment

Sharper knives actually reduce the risk of injuring yourself. I’ve cut onions with sharp and dull knives; dull knives are more prone to not cutting in a clean straight line, they tend to curve. Because of that lack of clean cutting, you’re more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife (at chopping speeds, a sharp and…

Oh god, gross

Cabbage is actually a pretty common ingredient in food down Mexico way. I think I read that lettuce is tough to grow, but cabbage grows EVERYWHERE

Legitimately surprised it’s not called Jiggle Fight or something

Gold Weather decks (and Skellige damage combo, but to a WAY lesser extent) are the main culprit for why I don’t play anymore.

I would have used “Blindly, Irrationally Salty Ex-Waiter,” but I’ll see if Kevin Pang accepts a minimum number of cuss words

Tfw someone who dismisses responses to their own dumbass requests says you’re aggressive all the time based on one statement made in a moment of anger

Didn’t Tim Donaghy say exactly that some refs target players with fouls? Why are people acting like this is new?

Pshaw, it’s cool. Weirdly though, I hate Stella/Heineken/St Pauli, etc. There’s usually more flavor than just straight skunk in the pilsners that I like

I miss the early season stuff, when they overtly poked at how bad Walmart is to its own workers. I don’t count the health insurance one, because that was more about how Jonah is a buffoon. Which is a great storyline! But it’s nowhere closet to, say, when the managerial instruction book revolved around what to do if…