Good thing you weren’t snarky. HUGE load off my mind

A. I don’t wait tables anymore

But, I mean . . . celery lasts a long time in the fridge. Carrots too. Everything that you need for a mirepoix will be cheaper if you buy it whole, and they last a while too

I love this picture. It makes Bruno Mars look like Willow

That’s good kinja

Starting the GoFundMe now to get Dapper Dan to custom-make a bootleg-looking sweatshirt.

Seriously, how the fuck is that real???

Yeah, I went a bit above and beyond there. I got heated with a bunch of know-nothings trying to tell TSW how to do her job, AND THEN this jamoke COMPLETELY missing the point of my post

Beat me to it. It’s funny, since this song is about how Mr Me Too actually sucks and needs to get a life

This is a fact. I can already feel myself turning into one of those drooling fanboys ready to attach any and everything that goes against my holiest of holies CDPR.

Continue being mad that someone was mean to you on the internet, as well as fucking yourself

Oh, he’ll release results, but there’s no way on god’s green earth that they’ll be HIS results

Oh my sweet summer child

Complete opposite for me. When I’m drinking/smoking, I’m more inclined to distractions, things that feed into my ADD. When I’m sober, I have the mental fortitude and discipline to work on bigger things

You know, I usually don’t get this feisty on the boards, but: you’re a fucking moron if that’s what you took away from my post.

For all you bitchasses in the comments who waited tables at some chain restaurant in college talking about how fucking easy it is to split up the checks preemptively . . . IT’S NOT ALWAYS THAT EASY. I worked at a WIDE variety of places post-college, from shitty sports bar to 4 star fine dining, and not every POS works…

This is like in Mario Kart 8, where you choose Bowser and one of the bigger cars and then put tiiiiiiiny wheels on it. What a weird juxtaposition

This is straight from Midnight Club 3

Bobby, that jacket is incredible. I think anybody would look good in it; mint/seafoam green is a great color when people recognize it stands out in a lowkey way.

Holy crap! Is Kentucky Route Zero available on the Switch right now? I’ve been dying to play it for a REALLY long time, so if that’s the case, I’m DLing it as soon as I get home.