Trebek: “A Cleveland esteemer.”

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

I am a Texas Tech alum for undergrad and I am dreading the upcoming story on our QB breaking or tying almost every NCAA record... and losing because of the lack of any sort of D. Leach was a character on good days and an ass on others, but at least while there he had decent enough defenses. Nothing like a great D, but…

I’ve read your last half-a-dozen stories about Josh Brown and I still have no idea exactly what he did to his wife. As your reader, I have no idea how unreasonable or out of touch the one-game suspension is. I have no clue of the league’s obligation to investigate this, no idea whether its claims of thoroughness are…

When they fill the infield with water?

Salute to Cam for making a first down on this play, but the real issue is and will always be how he treats people on the field. I see a lot of memes and even articles about Cam vs. the other players, Are they OK? But the truth is he is good and will always be good. And I salute him for dabbing (in this case Taunting)…

Assholes get shit done.

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

For better or worse, assholes get things done.

Saturday, October 13, 2001. The witching hour. A nervous and sweaty Bill Belichick shuffles cautiously into the intersection between two dirt roads in rural Massachusetts. In his hand is a small tin box containing a lock of his hair, a chicken foot, the bone from a cat’s paw and a sachel of herbs. On the inside lid of…

it is good to figure out early which offense to stream your fantasy defenses against

Look, dude, your philosophy degree was a waste, accept it. Stop trying to make this happen, and get back to stocking shelves.

Great. Another African-American quarterback that won’t be standing during the national anthem.

I did an Ironman as a mid-life crisis — the Harvard Alumni 1/2 Ironman sponsored by my tech startup — and triathletes don’t have a sense of humor.

Jimmy G has a chance to Matt Flynn his way to a sweet deal with the next QB-desperate team out there. Which, given Brady’s age, could be the Pats

*turns on Boston radio*

Height people problems.

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

Just when you thought Pats fan couldn’t be any more Pats fans, they go and out Pats fan themselves.