Two years of training! Either she isn’t human or she is on something.

Also with a lady symbol right in the logo!  ...If he knows what it means, I guess.

Vanity yes, taste and good judgement no.

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

look, he is not a professional make up artist, but he thinks he is.

Now I want a whole series of Star Wars versions of famous paintings.

Yes! I recognized the reference immediately as well! 😁 That’s a pretty brilliant recreation. 👍

Springier would have made that catch. 

Eh. I’m with you that the Yankees are muy malo, but consider how many of their fly balls died at the track in games 2-4. The de-juicing giveth, and the de-juicing taketh away.

I have said this time and time again about Steph and Ayesha Curry.  They are both beautiful and lovely people but it creeps me out that they look like brother and sister to me.  Just can’t get past it.

My sister did that with her first ever boyfriend and I have never let her live it down.

could be worse. I was in my parents’ house, complaining to a close friend about my (then) recent ex-fiancee. Eventually, got to “what did I even see in her,” and I swear to you at that moment I turned at saw my parents’ framed wedding photo, showing what may as well have been my dad and my ex. It was a…

Last year someone here (PolicyChick) called these types of couples “Doppelbangers” and I have used that term ever since.

This is an excellent breakdown of their respective claims to the title.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

“Man, fuck that guy”

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.

I’m sad for CC because, as a fellow Plump American, he’s always been one of my people.

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.