I can’t wait to watch movies on this thing

As a very unaccomplished person, I appreciate the vote of confidence!

Harden’s just worried China will start pulling passports, which would be a huge bummer for him because he really likes to travel.

tbh i doubt they’ll even hear about it

Gugunga de gunga.

Tsai is Taiwanese in name only. He’s made his fortune off Alibaba, which is fully tied into the Chinese Communist Party. 

The NBA really misplayed this. If China is sincerely this afraid of one person within one organization, the NBA could have struck a much harder line and forced China to be the bad guy. You want to suspend all NBA access to all Chinese fans and escalate all of this dramatically just because someone in America said…

Big hitter the Lama

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

China, stick to sports.

Duh. Everyone knows that only polar bears migrate, not chicago bears. 

Getting triple hardly = getting his ass kicked. 

A lot of people are finding out the hard way right now that our gov’t has been run on the honor system of those in power behaving as if their decisions affect the lives of millions, and by extension billions, of people.

He is dumb

All of my bucks are spectacular, nobody has better bucks.

No buck.

The buck stops with literally anyone but me. Also, there is no buck, that’s a left wing media lie.

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.