This isnt a bad thing. He doesnt lack sincerity or enthusiasm (or armpit stains, had to do it!). And its better than another rich guy putting $10M behind Trump to help make enrich themselves.

Thats classic Cornette. Never heard him say it, but reading it, I can hear him say it.

That is the sign of a smart man & likely a good agent. Well done on both fronts.

Im assuming theyre pissed theres no link to CET.

seriously the best casual brag Ive read in a long time.

Ans such a Passionate kiss it was!

From a guy whos handle is Burner? really?
No snark, just fun. Im a bit older than 16. You know Deadspins demo is 48 year old white lawyers, yes?

This is the bossest thing Ive heard today, & I now love Phil Mc.

Ohh Gary,

EVERY commercial is for Axe Body Spray. What does that tell you?

What about this isnt totally awesome?
Id like to believe thats Thomas Lennon...

PLEASE edit this to add an “amirite” at the end. Its the perfect place for it!!!

Jimmie is an idiot. Not just because hes an adult who lets people call him Jimmie. But because my friend works with race horses for over 20 years. Jimmie was a proud part of that scene. But was consistently described as a dumb unmotivated trust fund kid (are there any other types?). Jeanie clearly got all the…

Keep in mind, we wouldn’t just lose this years pick, but next years as well. So 2 first rounders go bye bye...

I was at the final game of that series & the secret no one talks about is how Alonzo Mourning got it done for the Heat that finals. He was better than Shaq & a key kog behind Wade.

Ive never cheared as loudly & sincerely for a team that was not my own. Totally remember it & how Dirk went to work & got it done. Finishing at the rim on many key posessions. Like a boss.

For the love of God tell me they negotiated an extra $15 for that do.

assumed it was Miley & missed the outrage, my bad

So let me get this straight: Judges are the only ones holding this shit together right now? Thank god for judges.

I live in San Diego. I can guaran-damn-tee you we did NOT plan for rain.
Wild Fires from an overly dry outfield? Yes. Drizzling? maybe. Rain? No Way.