Against all odds and sense, it’s actually a very fun hour or so of silly-ass television. I enjoyed the hell out of it, while also knowing that it was really extremely ridiculous.

If somebody said “just kidding, this is some bad fan-fiction from some loser message board” I’d totally believe it

You had me at Ingaliish.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

This guy was very casual about posting this kind of stuff and these people worked together everyday. This guy was the assistant chief, sorry but there is no way the chief, and probably lots of other officers, didn’t know this dude was a crazy racist and they were all OK with it enough to not do shit until the public…

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

How can you be excited about this when it hasn’t aired yet? You don’t know what it’s even about!

Now THIS is what I’m talking about. This is how you do an alternate history. I can’t WAIT to see this.

Pearl clutching level: MAXIMUM

I’m pretty sure that the mere mention of reparations will send 20k white people into cardiac arrest.

I’ll say it again: I would totally watch a show about if Nat Turner’s rebellion succeeded.

How can you not include “Reggie?” Which started out as “regular” (as in regular ol’ weed with seeds & stems), was shortened “reg” or “regs” and somehow it morphed into “Reggie.”

Sausages, Ranked.

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

The thing I miss most about when I lived in Canada (aside from abundance of poutine options) is ketchup chips. All dressed chips were on that list, too, but they finally brought them down to the US. Candy wise, probably Aero bars (and those are far from anything fancy) and Coffee Crisp (ironic, since I don’t like…