When my nephew was 3, I would put him on the tank of my Victory Vegas and do laps around the yard.

Right. Because the trucks have the right to vote, drink, own firearms, and own property. And to own a woman, she has to be registered, plated, inspected, and insured. And one has to have a license to drive a woman.

Right. Because Kei trucks have the right to vote, drink, own firearms, and own property. And women have to be titled, registered, and inspected to be legally owned. And one has to have a license to drive a woman.

That battleship gray that has recently become common is an offense against nature and all that is holy.  

Where’s the Mustang? All I see is a puke green Pinto.

Oh Hell no! Burn it with fire!

Land Rover and Mini because they are poorly built.  Beyond that, there are certain model/years I won't buy such as anything with an early Northstar engine and certain Chrysler products that are easy to steal.

There should be a “Hell if I know" choice on the poll.  No way would I spend that kind of money on one of those.  Yet, if someone has a boner for these, the price "might" be right.  It seems this could be a museum piece. 

There is nothing particularly special about special editions. They are mostly marketing gimmicks.

Bikes can be parked in a ground floor living room.   Don't ask me how I know. 

“(A)nd a comically big bass box taking up the entire rear seat.”

If only we were communist.  We could be driving Trabants.

Baby blue is a fine color.  It is certainly better than the 50 shades of gray we are typically stuck with. 

I was rather conflicted on this at first. But then I simply asked myself, “Would you buy it?” NOPE.

The reason it is rare is because nobody wanted them when they were new.  Nobody wants them now, either.

A travel van with a bed in the back.  That would be the worst.

The least memorable car I have owned? Dunno. I don’t remember it.

Your medical insurance company probably sued your car insurance company.

Whether it will stop drunks from driving or not is secondary to doing the right thing. Even if the law never prevents a single death, making killers support the orphans they create is the right thing to do.

So... what are you suggesting we do?