OH HECKIN’ YEAH!

I said very nearly the same thing as they paraded by me in T1. I thought it was a special one-off sponsorship deal.

People booed two drivers during intros: Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson.
They cheered Chase Elliott and Earnhardt the most.
At the conclusion, people were pretty pissed. People were yelling “Candy Ass,” referring to Busch. They were throwing beers on the track. Mike Helton himself broke in on the track PA to yell like a…

How about that Blaney kid, ehh?

I was sitting high in turn one. I couldn’t tell a difference in competition between the yellow and green tires. Congrats to Erik Jones for delivering most of the event’s excitement, and congrats to clean air for winning the race.

Rolling into the Wal-Mart parking lot at 12:30am, shopping for groceries with a toddler in the grocery cart. Bae scrolling on her phone saying “Dammmmn Phat-boi Anthony, look at these pitbull puppies!” Meanwhile, Phatboi wants to get some Realtree camo seat covers for the whip but it’s not in the budget after the…

And the “getting repossessed four times” part.

Coming to a prefab housing neighborhood near you in 2018! Rolling into a package store at 10:47pm with adhesive chrome badges and dragging bodywork in 2024!

WIN!

Then there’s the story of former driver St. James Davis, who was mauled at a chimpanzee sanctuary. Look it up. Chimp took out an eye, his nose, lips, fingers, and even ate out the dude’s ass.

21 minute video and they NEVER take it off road.

I don’t see the problem. Miss Frizzle has a logical mind:

SAME. South Georgia bus drivers used to go slamming down dirt roads, fishtailing with water coming into the side door. We all laughed with glee.

Just as insufferable as the old Top Gear, and the Grand Tour as well. I’m baffled how, as a car enthusiast, I do not find these shows entertaining or educational in the least, while so many enthusiast friends go on an on about each week’s episode. I’m not saying I am better than anyone else, I’ve just never seen the…

Looks like we got ourselves another case of “white 24 year old male-itis.”

Silicon Valley millionaires have to not drive in style too. Somebody will snap this thing up to admire its authentic factory patina.

Why is North Korea wasting so much $ on nuclear missiles? Just unleash an assault of used tires. They seem to find their targets pretty well.