What?

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face,

alternately, bangs hide my forehead. my horrible, tall and expansive forehead.

Whatever my bangs are cute (and annoying and time-consuming and I totally knew getting bangs would be a mistake but I did it anyway last month because sometimes you just need to do things even though you know you shouldn’t and at that point there’s no reasoning with yourself).