I'm glad you have that kind of control. I run 10K, and it happens sometimes.

Actually 3:00am for me and you don't shit yourself. You bring a wad of toilet paper in your pocket and you squat down and then wipe. It's actually very freeing, I feel like a caveman. Leave work in a pinch.

The proper gear (UnderArmor hotgear/coldgear) solves this problem.

As I state above, deepdish pizza is a meat, veggie and cheese cassarole, it is not pizza.

I like it just fine, but "deep dish" pizza is a meat veggie and cheese cassarole (sp?), it is not pizza.

Picture in the dictionary next to "Punchface"

Trust me, Tomlin is not getting fired for 20 years. That's just how the old, smelly Rooneys roll.

Calling the Eagles an atrocious band is cool to say among young shitheads, but it just isn't true

It's a good thing I don't care about football anymore (can call holding on every play), because the team I used to care about SUUUUUUUUUUCKS.

Drew, your rant on holding is the reason I stopped watching. They can call it an every play. I might watch a little Redzone channel, but fuck it, I'm out.

Albert, I'm going to have to figure out this Twitter thing. I'm 56 years old and have abandoned my Facebook page. Web 2.0 doesn't thrill me. But I do appreciate your interactions with me on there intertubes.

If you can do a threesome with a friend (I have-no homo stuff), if the cousin is cool, what's the difference?

Anchovies is what make a Caeser salad. Also, when making herbed pasta (Garlic olive oil basil, salt pepper, parm) dissolve a couple fillets in the oil before saute of garlic. Fucking delicious.

Miracle whip is full of sugar, and is fucking nasty. Hellmans is the way to go.

I agree. Roasted garlic is fantastic (smashed potatoes anyone?), but it is not appropriate for Caeser salad. Great job, Albert. I'm making this tonight.

I know, I can't type.

Earl Morril threw that fucking game. Watch it sometime and tell me he didn't. He threw that fucking game for money.

12-4

Like Woody Allen had someone say (I think it was Alan Alda in Crimes and Misdemeaners (sp?): tragedy + time = comedy. BTW, the Steelers ARE NOT going 12-44!

Seriously, why would anyone want to attend an NFL game? I have the Redzone Channel on my 50 inch.