They’re being punished for being young. Just ask the Director in Cabin in the Woods.

DAMN IT.

Well, it is an apocalypse. One of those crack-potty sudden dramatic pole shifts, maybe?

The experiment has worked, when the robots were cuter.

The proper answer is a municipally-owned drone-killing drone. Having your drone destroyed in the course of fire rescue should be considered no different then having the hose smashed through your windows if you park in front of a fire hydrant.

He talks about that LARP in a forward in my Deadlands leatherbound. He says he thought it sounded crazy, an then realized he was having an amazing time staying in character while playing to dynamite a mine filled with giant spiders.

I think this puts a finger on why I put GoW3 down shortly after getting in favor of Deadly Premonition, and didn’t come back until I scoured Greenvale for a month. The nihilism starts to crawl under your skin.

Yeah. Nine out of ten road head receivers end up with Gypsy curses.

Fun game today: Take screenshots of bigots screaming invective. Save for thirty to forty years. Post again when gay marriage is totally normalized. Embarrass their kids and grandkids.

It’s better than that. His nickname was, literally, “The Doctor.” Also,he discovered faeries and the Loch Ness Monster.

Good work on the admittance, io9.

I teach 7th graders. I know 7th graders. I’ve graded 7th grade plagiarism. This, Senator, is not up to the level of 7th grade plagiarism.

Actually, I mention it in class several times a year.

Moss Man will always top my list... because my dad was allergic to him. Possessing Moss-Man was like owning parental kryptonite, and it was sweet.

If that did happen, we could content ourselves with Barbara getting some much-needed Dick.

Also astounded. There’s so much wonderful badness blogged here that I love, but I want some morbid squee.

...Are you think of Peter David?

I’m picturing the entire affair as a hilarious animated comedy in the style of Archer.

Still, in the theater I realized that it was the best Hulk movie released that year. Perfect Nemo; he’s the M. Bison of that cinematic waste of potential.

Surprised as hell to hear Neil deGrasse Tyson in trailer. Hope he'll be accurate to his original DC Comics appearance. With their track record, they'll probably make him all gritty and tattooed.