It can’t be coincidence that this place sounds like Tanelorn, the sanctuary of peace in the Eternal Champion books, right?

They did mention this on Mystery Science Theater 3000 back in the day when Frank was losing at SMB.

The Rectroid image is the greatest thing. I will be posting in without context for years.

Really disastrously embezzled Tumblr convention.

Epically remixed here.

But then we wouldn’t have comics like this, which got me to set foot in a comic book store to buy books for the first time in over a decade.

This reply is hilarious when read in Pinkie Pie’s voice.

I seem to remember the baby bump armor is a gift from a cosmic fellow Avenger and could, quote, “stop Thanos.” It’s basically magic.

All right. These two panels have convinced the money to jump from my wallet.

That is gorram amazing how much buy-in I have to that character after 8 panels.

I need clarification. The article states:

Totally worth it for the memories. I don;t think I’ve ever remembered board game sessions as fondly as I do the Legacy sessions when things happen. Like when I finally got to rip up that damned climate change card in Risk Legacy, and everyone at the table breathed a sigh of relief that we’d never draw it again.

Trust me, there’s nothing like a half dozen people realizing that SHIT HAS GONE REAL as you watch a nuclear fallout sticker permanently cover the nation of Pakistan, and joke about it in every future game. The ripping and mutilating makes it memorable.

My family and I proudly kept the mutilated map of our completed Risk Legacy world as a reminded of the long hours spent together. We even named the planet “Ohana.”

It’ll get better. Just don’t mention the war.

They’re being punished for being young. Just ask the Director in Cabin in the Woods.

I think this puts a finger on why I put GoW3 down shortly after getting in favor of Deadly Premonition, and didn’t come back until I scoured Greenvale for a month. The nihilism starts to crawl under your skin.

Yeah. Nine out of ten road head receivers end up with Gypsy curses.

Fun game today: Take screenshots of bigots screaming invective. Save for thirty to forty years. Post again when gay marriage is totally normalized. Embarrass their kids and grandkids.

If that did happen, we could content ourselves with Barbara getting some much-needed Dick.