What a coincidence! It just so happens that there’s virtually always something objectionable about the voices of women who speak up in public. I’m sure it has nothing to do with internalized sexism. Just like how women are criticized for every vocal trait imaginable—saying “like” too much, upspeak, vocal fry—while men…

Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.

I’m so lucky my wife hates to wear any jewelry. Instead, we took the money I would have spent on a stupid ring and made a nice down payment on a house.

My biggest problem with this woman and why I will never be a fan of hers is because she’s so fake. She contributes absolutely nothing other than her face and/or name to a product and then turns around and takes all of the credit for it. She wants the world to believe she’s physically “perfect” but she’s regularly…

She lost me back in the Nevada caucus when she looked down and talked down to Dolores Huerta.
#NeverForget

Okay. It’s going to be okay. I have something to let you know. People don’t always get what they want. Even if they want it really, really bad. Also, not everyone can be the best. I know it’s crushing, but we all have to learn this sometime. Also, just because you really, really, really want something to be so, in a…

ugh, these people. they’re so vile

There is nothing redeeming about either of these self-absorbed twats.

You know Prince would not approve.

I hope a comet made of AIDS lands on their family.

I want him to remind me I should check the air in my tires before we go to an early dinner at Chili’s where he totally doesn’t say anything when I order a large margarita.

The man is a DILF.

The main thing I like about Kaine more than anything is that he very much aligns with my views on faith. I know for a fact that his conservative beliefs from a faith standpoint come nowhere near aligning with mine, but it’s the fact that he seems to understand that just because he believes these things does not mean…

God that hurts so much more, and I’m not even one of them. Do better you clowns, for all of us. Much shame.

I’m finding Tim Kaine silver fox-y and I’m confused.

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

Daaaaaaaaamn Tim Kaine. I’d fili that buster, if you know what I'm sayin.

Hi handsome.

Earlier, a troop of bitterly disappointed and occasionally crying Bernie supporters marched out of the arena, many of whom had put little pieces of tape on their mouths with the word “silenced” written on it. They brought their silent protest directly inside the media pavilion where I was working, where they proceeded…

Is that sign “No Justice No Peace” being used to protest the DNC, or being held in support of BLM? Because if it’s the former... that seems really, really tone deaf, white Bernie supporters.